The March madness is real. "Survivor" is back, and Taylor and Ty are teaming up to discuss all the exciting developments from the two-hour premiere of "Survivor" Season 34. First, they cover their Fantasy Survivor draft and run through the teams (1:45) and explain the trademarked, copyrighted, genius scoring system and rules (9:30). Then, the guys talk about their biggest takeaways from the first episode (11:30), the explosive ending between Sandra and Tony (16:05), whether old Jeff Probst is back (19:40), and begin their season-long quest to devote five minutes to each expelled castaway, starting with Ciera (20:55) and followed by Tony (26:00). Last, they look forward to the early-season tribe mix-up and discuss some other change-ups the game is trying to implement in its old age (31:15). You can find all of our previous podcasts on our website, TheFauxworthyPodcast.com and on iTunes. Subscribe, rate, and review! We are also a proud member of the Establishing Shot Podcast Network. As always, thanks to Levi Bradford for the theme song. You can find his music at poblano.bandcamp.com.